We need to cool it with extremely violent horny hyperboles

We need to cool it with extremely violent horny hyperboles

This year Mashable is celebrating the season of love with Horny on Main, an exploration of the many ways that thirsting for s*x affects our lives.


Anyone who knows me knows that I have an abundance of celebrity crushes. They vary in intensity, and most come and go, but Chris Evans is a rare star that has held a consistent place in my heart.

In fact, he recently made a cable-knit sweater look so good on screen that I literally gasped in a theater. But despite my burning passion for the guy, he is not, under any circumstances, allowed to break my neck.

I lay down this ground rule because over the past few years an especially thirsty group of Twitter users have started a trend that I refer to as “violently horny hyperbole.” Essentially, you prove how hot you think a person is by tweeting a request for them to physically harm you in some ridiculously extreme way, like so. Read more…

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We need to cool it with extremely violent horny hyperboles